when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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