That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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