Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
they're like a gay fantastic four
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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