hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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