Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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