i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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