Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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