oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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