so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I supernannyed him into submission
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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