I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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