Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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