How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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