walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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