So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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