Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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