3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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