1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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