one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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