I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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