official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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