Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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