i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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