its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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