That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I wish I only lived at night.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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