The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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