It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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