She went from zero to smokin in five shots
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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