But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Its about making memories worth repressing
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
We left the knife in your bed.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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