im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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