mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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