I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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