he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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