idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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