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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
he high fived his dick after we had sex
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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