check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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