didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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