if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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