So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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