i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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