I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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