What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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