I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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