Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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