He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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