i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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