I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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