your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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