Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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