I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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