he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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