He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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