Me. At least after what I've been through.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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