i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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