So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
birth control should be required to get into college
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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