Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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