"it" just moved
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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