Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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