woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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